Questions answered by Computer

 Some questions answered by a PC !
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 Q:Hey how are you??
 PC:System running properly
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 Q:whats Your name??
 PC:emachines D620
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 Q:Whats Your education level??
 PC:Windows 7 Ultimate
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 Q:Did you eat something??
 PC:Battery is at critical level
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 Q:Do you have a girl friend??
 PC:The file gf.love was not found
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 Q: Can you buy me a drink??
 PC: Desktop>Pants>Pocket
 ..........................This folder is empty
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 Q: Can i use ur mobile??
 PC: (X) Access Denied !
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 Q:Can You come over my home tonight??
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 Q: helloo???
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 PC: Heart: (OS) (Not Responding) !!!

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IT Technical support Guy

A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy
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Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications. which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0, In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 60. and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.G. MONEY 10 and CRICKET 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system...




Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix been problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?


Signed,
Reply

DEAR Madam,


First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the a <span style="color: marooni;">Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5..
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 6.9._

Good Luck Madam!

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Love for IT Professional

If a HACKER / PROGRAMMER / IT Professional...
Posts about HACKs,PROGRAMERs,COMPUTER Stuffs...
then,
HE is Doing FINE and NORMAL...
:)

BUT,

If You Find HIM Posting LOVE  Quotes then there must be something SERIOUSLY WRONG in
His LIFE Or He Has Gone MAD  >:(

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Acknowledgement

Some Kids Said Me,
" YoUr COMPUTER KNOWLEDGE is
Never Gonna Help You In STUDIES."
_
I Replied Them...,

"The Money That youUr Dad Earns In
1 Month...I waste that money in 1
Hour."
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Fact is :- Knowledge Is Everything :)

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Never Challenge a Programmer.

Teacher Gave Me Punishment to Write 5000 Times the following line :
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.
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“I Will Not Throw Paper Airplanes In Class…”
And To Submit It Tomorrow…
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Next Day,
I Submitted The Paper Written...
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# include <stdio.h>
# include<conio.h>
void Main( )
{
clrscr( );
int n;
for(n=1; n<=5000;n++)
printf(“I Will Not Throw Paper Airplanes In Class\n");
getch( );
}



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😈  YeS, I  Am PrOgRaMmEr  and I ConTRoL Your LIFE 😈

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