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Apr 30, 2014

IT Technical support Guy

A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy
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Government tech support. Anon is a pretty cool guy.. HAVE WU TRIED TURNING IT (IFF AND BACK " AGAIN"?

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications. which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0, In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 60. and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.G. MONEY 10 and CRICKET 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system...



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Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix been problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?



Signed,
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DEAR Madam,


First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the a <span style="color: marooni;">Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5..
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 6.9._

Good Luck Madam!


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